For tonight's main event, I decided that Trader Joe needed to see me. I knew that would mean no time to spend in the garden but my husband Mick had his helpers at the house with him today and I have "all" weekend. (Where "all" means those combined 2 hours in 2 days that can be spent outside without dying of exhaustion and/or heat exposure. Just picture me crawling across the parts of my yard that are still barren dirt (oops, don't tell the weeds) like I'm crawling across the Sahara desert towards a mirage of water. I raise one arm towards the mirage--a scene straight out of a movie. I know you're jealous that I'm in a movie, but don't be. My lips are horribly chapped from my parched scene.)
|It's your time to bake!|
|Leftover chili with "fries"|
|OH HELL YEAH!|
|Because one OH HELL YEAH! was not enough|
I don't know if they carry the coconut tequila anywhere else but OF COURSE Total Wine has it. And I saw that damn commercial where whatshisfacefromtheSopranos says you can use the stopper as a shot measure. I'm pretty sure I was not drunk yet when I tried it. That totally cannot. work. until the bottle is half empty. I'm just saying, there is no reason to be spilling awesome tequila on the counter just cause a commercial says the stopper is a shot measure. A full tequila bottle cannot be horizontal and have the stopper come out and have no spillage. Terrible idea. Make sure your counter is clean if you are going to try it. Because you will want to lick your counter when you spill your tequila. Um, won't you?! You're not going to...wipe. it. up. are you? So wasteful. How are we friends at all? Oh, nevermind, you're licking your counter; we can still be friends.
Make these strawberry coconut margaritas. I'm fucking serious. Go now. Make these. I'll wait. Er...I mean I'm on my way.
PS. Mick said the fries were AMAZING. He loves them. Check him out, eating his vegetables! Try it--you will like it!